Eric P. Metze

Seriously, why would

2010-05-20T10:15:00.001-07:00

Seriously, why would you try to pay with a $100 at a Taco Bell?

misses his sistah.

2010-05-14T20:07:00.001-07:00

misses his sistah.

May the 4th be with

2010-05-04T06:03:00.001-07:00

May the 4th be with you!

All of you people th

2010-05-03T10:08:00.001-07:00

All of you people that have been saying "drill, baby, drill" should be leading the cleanup effort in the gulf. Put your money with your mouth is...

Tonight's entertainm

2010-04-29T19:06:00.001-07:00

Tonight's entertainment: bowling and beer...with professors!

Hey, check it out: h

2010-04-28T20:56:00.001-07:00

Hey, check it out: http://htxt.it/rkVE

would be HAPPY 4 you

2010-04-20T06:50:00.001-07:00

would be HAPPY 4 you 2 have 0 problems today!

What is it about rai

2010-04-16T12:47:00.001-07:00

What is it about rain that makes Lubbockites drive like morons?

What, exactly, does

2010-04-15T07:32:00.001-07:00

What, exactly, does "intricate social bi-play" mean?

I have heard the wor

2010-04-13T16:17:00.001-07:00

I have heard the word fissile more times today than all the times in my life combined.

just saw an 18-wheel

2010-03-24T15:20:00.001-07:00

just saw an 18-wheeler loaded with hay...and the back end was smoking.

just had a great lun

2010-03-18T11:27:00.001-07:00

just had a great lunch with his father, sister, cousin, and uncle.

wants you to have a

2010-03-17T11:03:00.001-07:00

wants you to have a safe and happy St. Patty's day!

is LOVING the rain a

2010-03-15T06:55:00.001-07:00

is LOVING the rain and thunder.

Corey Haim lost Cele

2010-03-10T06:15:00.001-08:00

Corey Haim lost Celebrity Rehab. :o(

Is it the weekend ye

2010-03-05T12:35:00.001-08:00

Is it the weekend yet?

just voted...for Rep

2010-03-02T16:57:00.001-08:00

just voted...for Republicans! o.O

is having a beer wit

2010-03-01T17:01:00.001-08:00

is having a beer with dad and oogling his new iPhone.

wants to know if you

2010-02-26T11:00:00.001-08:00

wants to know if you have Netflix.

is looking forward t

2010-02-21T11:54:00.001-08:00

is looking forward to the snow. 65 in February just doesn't feel right.

loves Friday. It's s

2010-02-19T11:04:00.001-08:00

loves Friday. It's so full of potential.

is highly contagious

2010-02-16T07:10:00.001-08:00

is highly contagious.

Hello, Weekend! So g

2010-02-12T15:39:00.001-08:00

Hello, Weekend! So good to see you again...

I can appreciate eve

2010-02-11T06:01:00.001-08:00

I can appreciate everyone driving carefully, but this is ridiculous.

I see snowwwww...

2010-02-08T06:05:00.001-08:00

I see snowwwww...

wants you to do at l

2010-02-05T18:04:00.001-08:00

wants you to do at least one thing this weekend that is purely selfish but doesn't harm anyone else.

If you're not watchi

2010-01-29T10:11:00.001-08:00

If you're not watching the president speak to the House Republicans, you are missing out.

There's something ap

2010-01-28T08:42:00.001-08:00

There's something apocalyptic about hearing thunder during a snow storm.

Please send a text t

2010-01-15T18:42:00.001-08:00

Please send a text that says HAITI to 90999. That's $10 you can spare to help people that really need it.

Liquid Tension Exper

2010-01-15T05:51:00.001-08:00

Liquid Tension Experiment on the radio! :o)

Poor Haiti. :o(

2010-01-13T06:43:00.001-08:00

Poor Haiti. :o(

http://mrdeity.com

2010-01-12T14:48:00.001-08:00

http://mrdeity.com

FYI: Daybreak suuuck

2010-01-09T17:23:00.001-08:00

FYI: Daybreak suuucked.

HSIF!?

2010-01-08T06:42:00.001-08:00

HSIF!?

The hardest part abo

2010-01-06T20:25:00.001-08:00

The hardest part about being a humanist is putting up with blasphemy.

Dear everyone, watch

2010-01-06T13:59:00.001-08:00

Dear everyone, watch this right now: http://htxt.it/q74U

Goooooo Tech!

2010-01-02T17:52:00.001-08:00

Goooooo Tech!

Happy new year! Yes,

2009-12-31T22:03:00.001-08:00

Happy new year! Yes, I'm talking to you...

Click here to sign t

2009-12-30T12:10:00.001-08:00

Click here to sign the petition to fire Gerald Myers: http://htxt.it/eYlb

can't believe what h

2009-12-30T11:03:00.001-08:00

can't believe what happened to Mike Leach. http://htxt.it/CGCd

SNOW!

2009-12-29T09:06:00.001-08:00

SNOW!

just fell on his but

2009-12-24T11:07:00.001-08:00

just fell on his butt. >.<

was wondering why it

2009-12-23T23:40:00.001-08:00

was wondering why it was so cold in the apartment, so I looked outside. The answer: SNOW!

: The only GOP worth

2009-12-21T17:09:00.001-08:00

: The only GOP worth supporting is the Global Oneness Project.

woke up, took a show

2009-12-19T05:54:00.001-08:00

woke up, took a shower, got dressed for work, and then realized it was Saturday. >.<

Quote of the day: "W

2009-12-12T18:41:00.001-08:00

Quote of the day: "Who ordered the whoop ass fajitas?"

is giggling at the b

2009-12-08T16:49:00.001-08:00

is giggling at the baby boomers drinking, yelling, and arm wrestling at Jake's like a bunch of frat boys. We never do grow up, do we? :o)

really needs a hairc

2009-12-08T06:27:00.001-08:00

really needs a haircut.

Tomorrow we storm Ic

2009-12-07T18:24:00.001-08:00

Tomorrow we storm Icecrown: http://htxt.it/RqFk

hopes your day rocks

2009-12-07T06:13:00.001-08:00

hopes your day rocks.

is definitely more o

2009-12-04T15:00:00.001-08:00

is definitely more of a "red pill" kind of person.

is definitely more o

2009-12-04T14:56:00.001-08:00

is definitely more of a "blue pill" kind of person.

Quote of the day: "C

2009-12-03T05:59:00.001-08:00

Quote of the day: "College is a socially acceptible form of unemployment."

om nom nom nom

2009-12-02T06:16:00.001-08:00

om nom nom nom

is really digging th

2009-12-01T06:45:00.001-08:00

is really digging the snow.

supports the 2010 Ca

2009-11-30T13:44:00.001-08:00

supports the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act: http://htxt.it/Es18

is wondering if Sara

2009-11-30T08:25:00.001-08:00

is wondering if Sarah Palin knows what the term "going rogue" means to the Brits.

Correction: there ar

2009-11-29T18:50:00.001-08:00

Correction: there are thousands of us filling up the interstate and feeder roads east of Cisco.

is one of hundreds o

2009-11-29T18:35:00.001-08:00

is one of hundreds of people stuck in a major traffic jam on I-20.

Anya: I love a ritua

2009-11-26T15:51:00.001-08:00

Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice. Buffy: It's not really one of those. Anya: To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice...with pie.

Happy WoW day!

2009-11-21T21:09:00.001-08:00

Happy WoW day!

Gooooo Tech!

2009-11-21T11:05:00.001-08:00

Gooooo Tech!

Q: What happens when

2009-11-19T14:38:00.001-08:00

Q: What happens when ideology supersedes reason? A: Texas bans marriage. http://htxt.it/QaBK

is having lunch with

2009-11-19T11:33:00.001-08:00

is having lunch with David Rivera. Hell-to-the-yes!

You are now thinking

2009-11-18T07:01:00.001-08:00

You are now thinking about perfect circles. :o)

The next person that

2009-11-16T15:03:00.001-08:00

The next person that asks if the world is going to end in 2012 should be required to write "I will learn to not be so gullible" 2,012 times.

followed the heating

2009-11-13T06:17:00.001-08:00

followed the heating instructions exactly, but now his breakfast is completely inedible.

wishes everyone a nu

2009-11-09T06:24:00.001-08:00

wishes everyone a numinous Carl Sagan Day!

HR 3962 just passed!

2009-11-07T20:12:00.001-08:00

HR 3962 just passed!

is laughing at the t

2009-11-05T14:24:00.001-08:00

is laughing at the teabaggers on the Lubbock court house lawn. Get a job, hippies!

Remember, remember..

2009-11-05T06:47:00.001-08:00

Remember, remember... http://htxt.it/WI8u

wonders why Obama ha

2009-11-03T14:28:00.001-08:00

wonders why Obama hasn't provided a zombie vaccine to Americans. Is he secretly working for the undead?

cleaned the makeup o

2009-11-02T06:21:00.001-08:00

cleaned the makeup off and is now and un-undead zombie.

Go, Ares! Go! http:/

2009-10-27T06:45:00.001-07:00

Go, Ares! Go! http://htxt.it/tIr4

Please share this wi

2009-10-23T06:17:00.001-07:00

Please share this with everyone: http://htxt.it/ARcF

Mmm...Red Bull.

2009-10-21T05:53:00.001-07:00

Mmm...Red Bull.

Goooooooo Tech!

2009-10-17T14:08:00.001-07:00

Goooooooo Tech!

wondering: Why does

2009-10-16T20:12:00.001-07:00

wondering: Why does it hurt when I PvP?

Just heard "Welcome

2009-10-16T06:00:00.001-07:00

Just heard "Welcome to the Jungle" as background music on NPR. What the?

If you like System o

2009-10-15T08:58:00.001-07:00

If you like System of a Down you're gonna love this: http://htxt.it/jKpl

Did the rapture just

2009-10-14T07:07:00.001-07:00

Did the rapture just happen? Everyone in my office is gone...

loves playing whack-

2009-10-12T06:43:00.001-07:00

loves playing whack-a-mole with all these idiotic internet memes. Think before you post, people!

Untruth.info: Obama

2009-10-09T10:06:00.001-07:00

Untruth.info: Obama did nothing to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize: http://htxt.it/dRIo

Why Obama deserves t

2009-10-09T09:18:00.001-07:00

Why Obama deserves the prize: http://htxt.it/hZsW

is now contributing

2009-10-08T11:53:00.001-07:00

is now contributing to Yahoo Answers. Muah hah haa!

Happy birthday, Mars

2009-10-07T06:15:00.001-07:00

Happy birthday, Marshall.

Weapons-grade, compu

2009-10-06T11:05:00.001-07:00

Weapons-grade, computer-aided, laser weapons are officially here: http://htxt.it/ZvAO

is wasting even more

2009-10-05T14:18:00.001-07:00

is wasting even more of his day waiting on his computer to respond.

is proud of his cous

2009-10-05T07:45:00.001-07:00

is proud of his cousin Steve for becoming a Battalion Commander. :o)

can heal, tank, or d

2009-10-02T09:34:00.001-07:00

can heal, tank, or dps...but mostly he just heals.

just entered your mi

2009-09-30T06:17:00.001-07:00

just entered your mind.

...

2009-09-29T07:16:00.001-07:00

...

is related to some r

2009-09-29T06:39:00.001-07:00

is related to some really shitty people.

"A still more glorio

2009-09-28T08:45:00.001-07:00

"A still more glorious dawn awaits...not a sunrise, but a galaxyrise...a morning filled with 400 billion suns...the rising of the Milky Way."

I just bought a six

2009-09-24T16:33:00.001-07:00

I just bought a six pack of Shiner Bock and a bottle of wine...at Market Street! Muah hah haaa!

The moral majority i

2009-09-24T13:18:00.001-07:00

The moral majority is neither.

Alcohol has finally

2009-09-24T08:01:00.001-07:00

Alcohol has finally come to Lubbock! Is it 5:00 yet?

wants you to visit g

2009-09-24T07:04:00.001-07:00

wants you to visit glennbeckisatool.info sometime today.

I just saw a young w

2009-09-23T11:03:00.001-07:00

I just saw a young woman who was nine months pregnant pushing a baby carriage and smoking a cigarette. >.<

"Penn & Teller: Bull

2009-09-23T08:14:00.001-07:00

"Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" is one of the greatest series ever made. People should be required to watch it, especially if it bothers them.