Monday, November 30, 2009

supports the 2010 Ca

supports the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act: http://htxt.it/Es18

is wondering if Sara

is wondering if Sarah Palin knows what the term "going rogue" means to the Brits.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Correction: there ar

Correction: there are thousands of us filling up the interstate and feeder roads east of Cisco.

is one of hundreds o

is one of hundreds of people stuck in a major traffic jam on I-20.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Anya: I love a ritua

Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice. Buffy: It's not really one of those. Anya: To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice...with pie.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Q: What happens when

Q: What happens when ideology supersedes reason? A: Texas bans marriage. http://htxt.it/QaBK

is having lunch with

is having lunch with David Rivera. Hell-to-the-yes!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

You are now thinking

You are now thinking about perfect circles. :o)

Monday, November 16, 2009

The next person that

The next person that asks if the world is going to end in 2012 should be required to write "I will learn to not be so gullible" 2,012 times.

Friday, November 13, 2009

followed the heating

followed the heating instructions exactly, but now his breakfast is completely inedible.

Monday, November 9, 2009

wishes everyone a nu

wishes everyone a numinous Carl Sagan Day!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

is laughing at the t

is laughing at the teabaggers on the Lubbock court house lawn. Get a job, hippies!

Remember, remember..

Remember, remember... http://htxt.it/WI8u

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

wonders why Obama ha

wonders why Obama hasn't provided a zombie vaccine to Americans. Is he secretly working for the undead?

Monday, November 2, 2009

cleaned the makeup o

cleaned the makeup off and is now and un-undead zombie.